Rustic cabins make for a truly memorable vacation.
Wait...explain to me why the coyotes around here are the size of German Shepherds?
Why the hell are all the windows bulletproof glass?
And why is there a cabinet with enough guns to fight a small war in the living room?
Something ain't right..
Moonstone Image: By Didier Descouens - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7642744